bl-ossomed:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(Source: greetings)

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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Anonymous:
hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

we-were-lnfinite:

greetings:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stfuhayley-xim dying rn

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*